stfuconfederates:

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HETEROSEXUALITY QUESTIONNAIRE
(attributed to Martin Rochlin , PhD, January 1977)
What do you think has caused you to be heterosexual?
When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of people of the same sex?
If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn’t prefer it?
Isn’t it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
Isn’t it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? Why are they so promiscuous?
Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
If you were to have children, would you want them to be heterosexual knowing the problems they’d face?
Your heterosexuality doesn’t offend me as long as you don’t try to force it on me. Why do you feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be who you are and keep it quiet?

stfuconfederates:

[Photo, black text on white background]

HETEROSEXUALITY QUESTIONNAIRE

(attributed to Martin Rochlin , PhD, January 1977)

  1. What do you think has caused you to be heterosexual?
  2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
  3. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of people of the same sex?
  4. If you’ve never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn’t prefer it?
  5. Isn’t it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
  6. Isn’t it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
  7. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
  8. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
  9. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? Why are they so promiscuous?
  10. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
  11. If you were to have children, would you want them to be heterosexual knowing the problems they’d face?
  12. Your heterosexuality doesn’t offend me as long as you don’t try to force it on me. Why do you feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
  13. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
  14. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can’t you just be who you are and keep it quiet?