Nice Guy: i want you, im in bed and hard, wanna talk me through a perfect orgasm?

Nice Guy: hello/??

Nice Guy: where are you?

dietchola:

i’m not sure man i think it’s mayonnaise 

Mayonnaise is French for “Eye product solutions”

dietchola:

i’m not sure man i think it’s mayonnaise 

Mayonnaise is French for “Eye product solutions”

2013-saved-me:

Hahaha

2013-saved-me:

Hahaha

iamnotharaam:

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me (zulaikha) and my gf (eliza) from kuala lumpur, malaysia. 

we are not haraam. 

Submitted by thisyearinsanity

Scout Paré-Phillips
Impressions (Self-Portrait Series), 2011